I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Bless your soul
I literally had to pause the movie and go outside
if anyone does this to any animal i will light your house ablaze
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
That sounds amazing
Last night we camped out on a giant disc structure on top of a mountain that overlooks all of Los Angeles county. It was a good night.